Cosmopolitan Toastmasters

Keep It Sucsessful Stupid..by Paul Ahern

Are you ready to enter the success zone???

Are your ready to enter the success zone??

That's not good enough. Are you ready to enter the success Zone???

That's much better!   or    (that's pathetic, you need more help than I originally thought).

Good evening, friends and fellow comrades in self-improvement

 Yes,  there ARE secrets to success.

And all of you have the power to learn these proven techniques.

 With my help..tomorrow you can wake firmly on the planet prosperity.

 Most of us must first reach bottom before we can start on the road to self-improvement.

Because when you are at the bottom there is nowhere to go but up.

And if you are the type of person who would shell out fifty bucks to attend a Success Expo like this, you certainly know what I'm talking about.

You know the miserable state of your pitiful day-to-day existence better than I could ever explain.  You certainly recognize how to continue to suffer from the negativity of your own woeful inadequacies.

Sometimes you feel like a mere skid-mark on the underwear of life.

So, let me show you how to move from the brown(?) and into the light of financial prosperity.  I'll show you how to rewire your brain for success and take control of your own destiny.

But, why should you rewire your brain?  Well, if you haven't figured it out yet, you're not too bright.  You need help!!  The kind I alone can give you.

Every January, the lemmings amongst us stampede into health clubs in a feeble attempt to improve themselves.  But while these "followers" waste their time on a treadmill to nowhere, a few use my proven techniques in order to become the leaders of tomorrow.  These are the smart ones who now dig in the mines of financial prosperity.

You need to unleash your inner potential.  But very few of us can do on our own.  It's not going to hit you by chance.  Hasn't yet.  Never will.

You need my program and guidance to reach the peak of your potential.

Now, you've heard it before,.all those hucksters who say the secret to success is to be yourself.  Put another way. Why don't you remain the dork you are?

Just continue to sit on the sidelines of life.. letting the rest of us, who just happen to know a lot more than you. letting the rest of us reap the rewards from the successful cultivation of the field of fulfillment.

But it would be selfish of me to hide the simple secrets of success from those who want and need to know them.  That's why I have dedicated my life to helping guide others just like you into the Success Zone on the Planet Prosperity.

Yes, some will tell you to be yourself.  Be Yourself.  Hogwash!!!

Why should you pattern yourself after a loser ? ...when you can be a winner?  Pattern yourself after a winner ...a winner like me.

Others will tell you that you can listen to one motivational speech and become a better you.  But you know that YOU need more for YOU.

YOU need the secrets of the successful to help YOU become the better YOU..that YOU want YOU to be. YOU know it's true.

And YOU know that YOU can benefit from daily motivation to get YOU going.

YOU need. YOU want. Indeed, YOU passionately desire my free 24 minute introduction to my 40-hour cassette course titled "Yes YOU can!" now available in the clear fidelity of CD.

If you are not completely satisfied with my 24-minute introduction, all you have to do is promptly return it in that same day's mail.  Otherwise, it's only ten easy monthly payments of NOT $500  NOT $400 Not even$300;  but only $299.95 plus $55 shipping and handling.

That's all you need to purchase your ticket to your voyage to the seven seas of success.

With my monthly program you will get:

"The Seven Secrets to Success, Stupid", which is my overview of the basic blueprint to prosperity.

You also get: "You Never Take Me Anywhere Anymore" which is my advice on how to avoid family responsibilities -that get in the way of your professional aspirations.

But that's not all:   You also get..

"Sell Beyond Your Potential".  Hey, anybody can learn to sell today in the present,  BUT I will show you how to continue your success even after you have died.  That's right! learn to sell from the grave.  The secret is simple ...Planning -lots of Planning -secrets only I can show you.

And there's even more.

As long as you keep making your monthly payments, I won't run out of monthly updates and new topic to send to you.

So don't the jerk sitting next to you get in your way.  There's nothing worse than a road hog on your freeway to financial independence.  I'll show you how to leave that road hog in the dust, so you can finish first in the National Success League.

So don't delay! This is a limited time offer.  The two-minute warning is sounding.  Act now, before the buzzer rings on the game of life.

The bible says "Go Forth and Multiply."  Yes, multiply your earnings.  Jesus, Moses and Abraham were winners ...and you can be one too.

I want you to have a personal relationship with prosperity.

So start my program NOW.

My staff is waiting to receive your credit card at our booth outside the Cosmopolitan Success Expo.   OR

Call our toll-free number:  1-800-YES I CAN.

That's 1-800-YES I CAN.

Shock your family, friend and neighbors,

Wake up tomorrow a success on the Planet Prosperity.

Dare to be great.

I love you all. Goodnight.