Cosmopolitan Toastmasters

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                                        Cosmo-Meeting Minutes 

    

About our Beloved General Secretary: The minutes presented herein are periodically illuminating, at best.  The "General Secretary" is somewhat delusional but often inspired. Please proceed with caution.  Also note that the club secretary is enamoured with the ICTM committee and often attempts to subvert the prosaic intentions of our business meeting with Anti-Smedlatarian diatribes in print.  He also thinks he is the "General Secretary" and insists on being called GSD. He is also a left-leaning progressive pragmatist.

   

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                E-mail: General Secretary Drewitz

      

  
          Don't vote for Drewitz. He is a lousy Secretary.

 

            

Meeting Minutes 9-6-2013

 

Newly minted President Wenger opened with “I was going to surprise you…” then referenced the Liar-In-Chief and his complicit self-serving lap dog, Paul Ryan before declaring that meetings, henceforth, will open with a toast or invocation harkening back to a terrible motion to start toasting instead of following the agenda.

 

George Heim, inspired no doubt by the sycophantic groveling of Republicans in Congress offered a toast: “To Bruce Wenger and the NEW? Administration that is actually composed of broken down do-nothing incompetents carried over from last year except for Velma and Bruce Wilson of the Beach Boys.

 

Kexia’s Opening Thought highlighted the origin of the word CONFUSE as she quoted Confucius on the difference between BEING and NON-BEING and its relationship to Schrödinger’s Cat.

 

Grammarian Sir Donald, he who is not to be demeaned by insulting references to the Executive Bumbler In Chief, by club members who insist on addressing him as “The Donald or A Donald” believing that they are being clever, offered, quite appropriately RETARD as his WFTD.

 

Bruce Wolfson opened Committee Reports with a confession that he attended OFFICER TRAINING. It proved a classic example of unintended consequence insofar as he left the dreary, lemming procession with a commitment to ICTM and its ANTI-SMEDLITARIAN doctrine.

 

Treasurer Olson reported a balance of 2096.61 and seemed delighted that he found another way to waste money by purchasing ICEBREAKER ribbons from the TABERNACLE.\

 

EDVP Velma Lashbrook revealed her intention to advocate for the highly complicated and utterly useless new PATHWAYS program; inspiring boos and catcalls from her intended victims.

 

A tie vote between Chamberlain and Holder resulted in President Wenger’s selection of Holder for this season.

 

Unfinished Business Time Hog motion was postponed indefinitely by Sam’s motion.

 

New Business opened with Dunn’s motion to “sequester” $100 to be awarded to the author of an Op Ed exposing corruption and incompetence in the Wenger administration OTD ensued.